Draw instead of drawer with a chest of draws on facebook.
Not annoy so much as just ****ed.

Commander Kinsey wrote

Tap instead of click.

You don't click anything with a smartphone.

App instead of program.

Works better than prog.

Fewer instead of less (even though more has no equivalent).

Not that pathetically anal.

Slowed up instead of slowed down
(slow is less speed, so must be down).

Not that pathetically anal.

People who write computer programs
that say "hello world" and nothing else

Doesn't happen enough to matter anymore.

- clearly that program doesn't
have the intelligence to say hello.

Not that pathetically anal.

Bothering to distinguish between burned and burnt.

Not that pathetically anal.

Forward instead of forwards.

Not that pathetically anal. `