If you've some time to kill, need some outdoor storage, 70 quid burning
a hole and some rage to expend, do me a favour.

Go and get one of these Lidl outdoor cabinets, the tall one, and let me
know....

How long it took you to put it together,
Whether you bled,
Whether you finished up with any cracks in it,
And whether you reckon they could have done away with about 90% of the
parts if they'd put it in a 3 inch bigger box.

I'm in a fairly bad mood now.