On Thu, 27 May 2021 02:48:47 +0100, Snit wrote:

On May 26, 2021 at 2:24:14 PM MST, "David Brooks" wrote
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On 26/05/2021 19:03, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Wed, 26 May 2021 01:55:24 +0100, Snit wrote:

On May 25, 2021 at 2:06:24 PM MST, "David Brooks" wrote
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On 25/05/2021 19:38, Snit wrote:
On May 25, 2021 at 12:32:02 AM MST, "David Brooks" wrote
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On 24/05/2021 23:57, Rod Speed wrote:
Snit wrote
Rod Speed wrote
Commander Kinsey wrote

https://youtu.be/klm5dD1FdmM

Weird.

For Brian, the bugger shows up in a car, stands at the
edge of a field with quite a few cattle in it and burps
very loudly. The cattle all come over to where he is
burping and stare at him and presumably are all
thinking to themselves, **** humans are weird.

That is not normal?

Nope, they dont all line up and gawp like that usually.


I can assure you that they do!

I've spoken to more cows than you've had hot dinners! That's been a
part of my life since my first trip on a narrowboat in 1984! ;-)

Do you "speak" to them like the guy in the video?


I don't burp at them, but I do /talk/ to them - and, sometimes, I sing!

Here's an example - https://ibb.co/4W8qzyZ

That's just an image -- but what is important is that they herd.

Groan.... don't give up the day job.

Ha! 😃

Is there a place I can tell Dad jokes for a living?

It's best to sit where Dad can hear you. I doubt he'd pay you much though.