On 5/21/21 5:42 AM, wrote:
My husband loves to give me stuff for Christmas. I haven't quite
mastered a look of delight when viewing, say, a panini press that
I didn't want. The best I can manage is "I'm glad this dog turd is dried
and not stinky."

Cindy Hamilton


You women invented all these damned gift-required holidays. Live with it.

FWIW, I think the panini press was a hint. Give the panini press back along with a link to Sam The Cooking Guy's youtube channel.

https://www.youtube.com/c/samthecookingguy/videos