"charles" wrote in message
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In article , alan_m
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On 09/04/2021 13:06, whisky-dave wrote:
On Friday, 9 April 2021 at 12:33:27 UTC+1, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
On 09/04/2021 12:30, NY wrote:
"Jim GM4DHJ ..." wrote in message
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he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

If the Queen makes it to 100, will she send herself one? ;-)
why not

Well it won't be a telegram it;s a standard card delivered by the royal
mail. And you have to apply for it at least 3 weeks in advance if you
want one.

Oh and of course the Queen doesn,t send it or licks the back of the
stamp ;-)

No-one licks the back of stamps any more

Aroung Christmas time, I ordered some Scottish Royal Mail stamps.
They needed licking, so I bought a wet pad.

Those buggers have always been dinosaurs,
most of them havent even managed to work
out what trousers or underwear is about.