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"Jim GM4DHJ ..." wrote in message
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On 09/04/2021 12:30, NY wrote:
"Jim GM4DHJ ..." wrote in message
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he won't be getting a telegram from the queen now...

If the Queen makes it to 100, will she send herself one? ;-)
why not

"I am commanded by Queen Elizabeth II to wish [space for name to be
inserted] Queen Elizabeth II [/space for name to be inserted] a very happy
100th birthday" ;-)

Because the Queen never does anything herself:

Thats bull****, I saw her driving around in a clapped out landrover.

Apparently she also washes the dishes at times
when slumming it amongst the haggis raping
cross dressing hairy legged barbarians too.

she "commands" other people to do it on her behalf.

Thats bull**** too when she rides around on some horse.

And when she kicks the corgis.