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Default Does your car meet our standards

On Thu, 25 Mar 2021 20:48:05 -0600, rbowman
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On 03/25/2021 06:42 PM, Xeno wrote:
On 24/3/21 12:41 am, wrote:
On Tuesday, March 23, 2021 at 9:31:56 AM UTC-4, Ralph Mowery wrote:
In article ,
says...


Leaving a street-facing garage door open is an invitation for a
democrat to steal your stuff.



I have to keep my garage door closed. If I do not, the birds will try
to build a nest inside or crap all over everything.

Heh. I came home one day, pulled my car into the garage, left the door
open (intending to come back a few minutes later), went into the house
to change out of my good clothes, and came back out. In the meantime,
a mallard female walked into the garage. When she noticed me, she
took flight, quacking like hell. I screamed. I don't know which one
of us
was more startled by the other.

Cindy Hamilton

Hmmm, my neighbour 2 doors up came home to a 10 foot python in the
garage. No, the snake wasn't startled by him.


What you do is fire four 12 gauge rounds into a dark garage to see what
crawls out:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/montana-m...students-death


Kaarma got 2 years for playing Cowboy and Muslims and 68 years for being
an asshole that discharges his weapon without having eyes on the target.


Hey Biden told him it was OK.