On Tue, 23 Mar 2021 06:41:47 -0700 (PDT), posted for all
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On Tuesday, March 23, 2021 at 9:31:56 AM UTC-4, Ralph Mowery wrote:
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Leaving a street-facing garage door open is an invitation for a democrat to steal your stuff.



I have to keep my garage door closed. If I do not, the birds will try
to build a nest inside or crap all over everything.

Heh. I came home one day, pulled my car into the garage, left the door
open (intending to come back a few minutes later), went into the house
to change out of my good clothes, and came back out. In the meantime,
a mallard female walked into the garage. When she noticed me, she
took flight, quacking like hell. I screamed. I don't know which one of us
was more startled by the other.

Cindy Hamilton

Ain't that ducky?

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Tekkie