"Fredxx" wrote in message
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On 10/03/2021 23:57, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 10/03/2021 19:30, ARW wrote:
On 10/03/2021 11:17, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
...two crows falling down the chimney - presumably engaging in sexual
activities.

I don't even mind them knocking off all the lampshades, from the wall
lights, but I do draw the line at them ****ting on the walls and floor.

Sigh.


My cat would have sorted that.

If it was doing it's job properly it would not take then into another
room to cause even more damage before killing them.

Cats have done about £10,000 of damage to this house

That there were no cats in it was a condition of the divorce
I like cats, just not their urine

?? A condition of your divorce is you shouldn't keep cats in your house?

Most likely it was a condition of the divorce
that she takes all the cats with her.

Please do explain.

No way Pauline.