The Natural Philosopher wrote:
...two crows falling down the chimney - presumably engaging in sexual
activities.

I don't even mind them knocking off all the lampshades, from the wall
lights, but I do draw the line at them ****ting on the walls and floor.

Sigh.


You need a bird guard on your chimney. Once youve had to extract a
chimney full of twigs dropped by a magpie nesting in your chimney you dont
ever leave a chimney unguarded.

Tim

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Please don't feed the trolls