On 10/03/2021 16:00, Peter Able wrote:
On 10/03/2021 15:44, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 10/03/2021 14:21, Peter Able wrote:
On 10/03/2021 11:17, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
...two crows falling down the chimney - presumably engaging in
sexual activities.

I don't even mind them knocking off all the lampshades, from the
wall lights, but I do draw the line at them ****ting on the walls
and floor.

Sigh.


We had a similar problem - until I stuffed my assembled drain-rod
rods up the chimney.Â* Just pokes about six inches above the
chimney-pot. No problems since.

Haven't had blocked drains since, either.

One up for lateral thinking.

PA

how long does it last when you light a fire though?


Don't use it as a fireplace - all fake coal on a propane burner in the
grate !!

Mind, if I did get in some propane, I might get away with it?

PA

The crow that fell down another chimney and flapped for days before
dying seems to have been turned to soot by the wood burner



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Anon.