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Ralph Mowery[_3_]

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Sometimes it is difficult to put on the computer what I really mean to
say. Words out of order, slight mispelling or two words that are
pronounced the same but spelled different, commas in the wrong place,
and many other things can cause confusion.

I'm getting the same way. Some tips: Use your spell checker. Reread prior to
posting. Use a grammar checker such as Grammerly. I am a natural dufus so I
need a lot of help.

Spell checker is "grate". I admit my spelling is not very good.

Just look see at this.

SPELL CHECKER

I half a spell checker.
It came with my PC.
It plane lee mars four my revue,
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this pone rite threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished inn its weigh...
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing
It freeze ewe lodes of thyme.
It helps me right, awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen,
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours ore every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Be fore a veiling checkers,
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if were lacks or have a laps,
We wood be made to wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite,
Of non eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud.
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.

Sew ewe can sea why eye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea sees.
And why I brake in two averse
By righting want too pleas.

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