On Sat, 13 Feb 2021 22:02:42 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 02/13/2021 11:44 AM, Commander Kinsey wrote:

Wait until you fall over it in the dark going out to your car, then
break your nose on the driveway. You won't feed it again.

After a couple of those encounters, when the cat meets me at the car he
takes another route to the front door and meets me there.

Bloody hell, that shows they might have a second brain cell after all.

I have thought
about getting some luminescent paint and dipping an inch or two of his
tail in it.

Get one of those flashing LED collars. Although that might only work with dogs. I can see a cat thinking it's not fashionable enough and removing it.