On 2/10/2021 10:58 PM, Bob F wrote:
On 2/10/2021 6:51 PM, rbowman wrote:
On 02/10/2021 11:21 AM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I really annoyed mine once, I placed an unopened can of cat food, along
with a can opener, in the food bowl.* They just sat alternately staring
at it then me.* I assume they were saying "I'm a stupid idiot with no
opposable thumbs, you have to do this for me."* Or "I'm too ****ing lazy
to go catch the rats that come out of my neighbour's drain."* Mind you,
they brought dead things to me, presumably assuming that I made those
into cat food.

There is a high cat population here so not many rats. The cat does
catch the random bird but he doesn't share.


When you say "like his ass was on fire" do you mean he was enjoying
himself or scared ****less?* Mine loved snow.* The pawprints were
fascinating to them.* The slightly frozen pond that didn't take his
weight, not so much.

No, enjoying himself at a high rate of speed. There's nothing around
to scare him he just likes dashing around. Sometimes the sprint brings
him 20 feet up a tree. He used to leap off but a few months ago showed
up with a sore paw and has become more conservative. Better in the
yard than in the house.


Years ago, I had 2 housemates, one of which had a cat. One night, the
other was going to bed, and found a dead mouse under his pillow. Isn't
that sweet!


So the next night did the other find a dead cat under his pillow?