Protecting Deck from Deck Chair Scrapes
'So I built this mahoganny deck, and the Misses decides on
Italian-style, wrought-iron chairs and table, like she's sipping vino
rose in the piazza.'
ME: Get her a subscription to an Italian home magazine and a bottle of
vino each week. The wrought iron stuff has to go, otherwise, youre going
to start building airplanes in the basement.
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