On Sunday, 24 May 2020 14:05:13 UTC+1, Archibald Tarquin Blenkinsopp Esq wrote:
My first Scotch pie was bought in a pub somewhere near Gretna, The
publican apologised as it wasn't hot.

The closest thing I recollect to the dining experience was the time I
Waxoyled my Morris Ital!

It coated the roof of my mouth with a thick layer of congealed fat. I
swear I was nearly all the way to Cairnryan before It liquified.

If you think a proper Scotch pie is greasy, try an Aldi Scotch pie. They are NOT nice. Greasy and bland.

Owain