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Default Why are stairlifts so slow?

On 5/22/20 8:23 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Fri, 22 May 2020 22:35:38 +0100, Gerald R
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On 5/21/20 8:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:

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He's a geek controlling his life with his phone.* It'd be funny if it
was dropped, broken, lost, stolen etc.


The testing of toilets includes the ability to flush a cell phone.


Oh but Iphones are waterproof alledgedly.* **** knows how you plug your
headphones in.


So there's a chance of finding a working iPhone in the sewer.

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