"Ian K" wrote in message
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"JonBoy" wrote in message
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"David W.E. Roberts" wrote in
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Therefore logically you should apply silicone sealant with the
bath filled and at least one, preferably two (British Standard)
people in it.


"So, M'lud, there is a totally innocent explanation: my client was
caulking her seals at the time..."

Try that line and you'd get the RSPCA after you too...


It had occured to me to substitute trained seals for the two BSP but you'd
never get them out of the bath afterwards.

This also raised the unworthy thought that possibly two ASP (American
Standard Person) was roughly equivalent to one small hippo.