"alan_m" wrote in message
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On 30/03/2020 08:25, polygonum_on_google wrote:
A rare story these days - even has a coronavirus element but still made
me laugh.

Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus
device

Australian Dr Daniel Reardon ended up in hospital after inserting magnets
in his nostrils while building a necklace that warns you when you touch
your face
https://www.theguardian.com/australi...navirus-device


Farmers have suggested smearing onto your hands fresh cow dung. It will
prevent you touching your face and make you wash your hands before eating.
It has the added advantage that people will keep at least 2 metres away
from you.

Bit of a lack of fresh cow **** around here tho.

I used to walk thru a big paddock with beef cattle in it
but that mate of mine who owned it sold it and the new
owner's manager wont let me walk thru it anymore.