"Tricky Dicky" wrote in message
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When the groundworks were being done there were quite a few mutterings as
to whether we were putting up another house without planning permission, so
out of badness I put it about that I was getting a pile of bunk beds and
putting up asylum seekers. When the racking and benching arrived some people
were developing swan necks trying to see what I was up to🤩

That's *evil* - but very funny.