On 16/03/2020 13:50, Pomegranate ******* wrote:
On Mon, 16 Mar 2020 11:47:46 +0000, newshound
wrote:

On 16/03/2020 09:51, Pomegranate ******* wrote:
If you're finding it hard to find essential items like toilet rolls
here's an alternative.
1. Fix a hook to your toilet wall.
2 Obtain a copy of the Daily Mail. (Don't worry, you don't have to
read it).
3. Put carefully crafted strips of Daily Mail onto the hook.
4. Have a good ****.
5. Use as many strips of Daily Mail as necessary. If you can find a
strip with the face of Boris Johnson printed on it than so much the
better.
6. Rejoice in the fact that the Daily Mail has been put to good use.

Not if you have a Saniflo though.

Oh I don't know. You can hoik it out and then get a second laugh
looking at Johnson's face.

Watching his performance in press conferences makes me think that
perhaps there might be a God after all.