On 16/03/2020 09:51, Pomegranate ******* wrote:
If you're finding it hard to find essential items like toilet rolls
here's an alternative.

2 Obtain a copy of the Daily Mail. (Don't worry, you don't have to
read it).


But you have to buy a copy of Razzle magazine to hide the copy of the
Daily Mail inside it so that you do not look like a ****** at the counter.



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Adam