Mind you they used to eat fish and chips out of newspaper when I were a
lad.



It has also to be said that other newspapers particularly the free ones work
just as well.
Brian

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On Mon, 16 Mar 2020 09:51:19 +0000, Pomegranate *******
wrote:

If you're finding it hard to find essential items like toilet rolls
here's an alternative.
1. Fix a hook to your toilet wall.
2 Obtain a copy of the Daily Mail. (Don't worry, you don't have to
read it).
3. Put carefully crafted strips of Daily Mail onto the hook.
4. Have a good ****.
5. Use as many strips of Daily Mail as necessary. If you can find a
strip with the face of Boris Johnson printed on it than so much the
better.
6. Rejoice in the fact that the Daily Mail has been put to good use.

Yea. 'Black Bottom' was a dance craze in the early 1900's. You're
advocating it's reintroduction? https://tinyurl.com/yx2r8wl3

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