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The Natural Philosopher wrote:
I thought you poshos used bidets ?

What makes you think I am posh?
Actually I should have installed bidets.

Very useful for other things too - assuming beside the toilet. Like
washing your feet if you have difficulty doing that in the shower.

And for holding a sample for bowel cancer testing, with the older method.

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Dave Plowman London SW
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