On 30/11/2019 18:52, ARW wrote:
On 30/11/2019 15:04, Bob Eager wrote:
On Sat, 30 Nov 2019 14:42:32 +0000, Max Demian wrote:

On 30/11/2019 03:52, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
"It was the peanut butter that proved his downfall, M'lud"

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My parents recommended margarine.

Marlon Brando preferred butter.


Yorkshire lads use lard:-)

Nay we don't waste good lard. Just run yer finger under the van's
engine. Mind you any lass that's dry once she's seen yer dick has got
summat wrong with her so best get rid.

Incidentally one of my dad's sayings was, "There's more ways to kill a
cat than choking it with lard."

Bill