Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article ,
newshound wrote:

I suppose it is handy when you reach the age for DIY bowel cancer
screening. Although the new kit is much nicer than the old three
cardboard sticks.

That's when a bidet comes in handy. Some kitchen paper on it - then easy
to transfer to the loo after getting the samples.


Who needs a bidet? Couple of sheets of loo paper in your hand and then
reach under and pinch off a lump as it emerges. Cant get much simpler or
less messy than that.

Tim

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