On Sat, 07 Sep 2019 20:32:10 +0100, Custos Custodum
wrote:

On Sat, 7 Sep 2019 15:20:55 +0100, ARW
wrote:

On 07/09/2019 13:19, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article ,
ARW wrote:
spend more time actually teaching subjects than putting up anti gay and
anti bullying posters I might eventually find a school leaver that can
wipe it's own arse.

Out of interest, Adam, do you really think it's a school's job to teach
kids how to wipe their arse?

I am talking school leavers and simple tasks such as put the rubble
sacks in the van

However

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...shire-44068217

suggests that the teachers of young children may have to.

I swear on my mother's grave that this is the gospel truth. We have a
friend who was a primary teacher. One day she had a class of P1's (~5
years old) and one of the boys asked to be excused to go to the
toilet. A short while later he returned to the classroom with his
trousers at his ankles and said "Please Miss, who does the bums?"

How did he return? Did he walk on his hands?

AB