On Sat, 7 Sep 2019 15:20:55 +0100, ARW
wrote:

On 07/09/2019 13:19, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article ,
ARW wrote:
spend more time actually teaching subjects than putting up anti gay and
anti bullying posters I might eventually find a school leaver that can
wipe it's own arse.

Out of interest, Adam, do you really think it's a school's job to teach
kids how to wipe their arse?

I am talking school leavers and simple tasks such as put the rubble
sacks in the van

However

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...shire-44068217

suggests that the teachers of young children may have to.

I swear on my mother's grave that this is the gospel truth. We have a
friend who was a primary teacher. One day she had a class of P1's (~5
years old) and one of the boys asked to be excused to go to the
toilet. A short while later he returned to the classroom with his
trousers at his ankles and said "Please Miss, who does the bums?"