On 9/6/2019 9:03 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 9/6/2019 7:01 AM, Jasper Towing Service wrote:
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel.

LOL!

A Polack got jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then proceeded to go through his pockets.
"You mean you fought like that for 57 cents?" one mugger asked incredulously.
"Is that all you wanted?" moaned the Pole. "I thought you were after the $400 in my shoe!"