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On Sun, 09 Jun 2019 04:36:43 +0100, Bill Wright wrote:

On 09/06/2019 00:30, TimW wrote:

some years ago I had a couple of hives of bees. I was stung once
through my trousers into the scrotum. the next day my sack filled with
fluid and wasn't wrinkly again for a week.
TW


Following a major abdominal operation the fluid that gathered in my
abdomen drained into my scrotum and penis. At one stage I had to carry
my scrotum using two hands whenever I wanted to walk. My penis filled
more on one side than the other so my foreskin bulged out to the left
meaning that the whole apparatus was shaped like a capital letter L (in
an over-ornate font). I have photographs.

That last sentence seems a little on the short side. Is it just me or
did anyone else get the impression that it may have been 25 characters
longer before Bill had second thoughts? :-)

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