Jim K.. wrote:
ARW Wrote in message:
On 22/05/2019 20:21, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Cynic wrote:
My local hall has an outside tap. To avoid massive water bills
through the local miscreants turning it and leaving it running all
night/weekend we have taken to turning off a valve inside the
building. This year we have planted a collection of wildflowers and
others which until they are established need watering.
The cleaning lady is happy to do the watering but she isn't very
tall and can't reach the inside shut off valve. I'm thinking if the
outside tap was operated by a key (Yale type) it would simplify the
task. The only key operated valves Google seems to be able to find
are simple, square/triangle lockshield types.
Does anyone know if what I'm seeking is available?

Wildflowers do not need watering. They are the only flowers that
will grow in my front flower beds.



WTF is a wildflower?


(Weeds)

Yes. But after 7 years of humiliation in my garden, these grew from seeds
and look very nice. The lady down the road was so impressed that she wants
to shag me.