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On 04/22/2019 04:44 AM, T wrote:
On 4/21/19 9:00 AM, notX wrote:
I talked to Jesus this morning.

He asked why he was never invited to Easter parties.


Every year he shows up for hundreds of thousands of them.



As I drove through town yesterday, I saw church parking lots filled to
overflowing with those making their annual pilgrimage to church. There
is a temple in Boston that sold tickets for Yom Kippur. I though that
was rather odd but on reflection you might as well shear them while
you've got them.