"alan_m" wrote in message
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Today I decided to fit a bit of plastic trim around a window opening prior
to tiling the same. I measured the opening, marked up the trim and offered
up the trim to the opening before cutting. It's the correct length but I
cut both mitres in the same direction!!!

A Jap would at least have the decency to disembowel itself.

Dont make a mess of the carpet, do it outside so we can hose the gore away.