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You seemto get through am awful lot of apprentices.

Does it only take 6 months to become a sparky these days?
Or do they all die / leave before the end of the training?

They run home to mummy when he tries to castrate them when
they are actually silly enough to tell him to suck their dick and
mummy buys them a flash new car to stop them cowering
under the bed screaming their snowflake little hearts out.