On 01/14/2019 03:19 PM, Tekkie® wrote:
Call the cops and have it towed. Inspect all underground utilities for
damage. If they are nice do not bother...

The guy and his daughter showed up around 1700. It took them a while to
round up a truck to pull it out. She didn't make it to the septic tank
and there's nothing else buried there.

Her father said she was scared to knock on my door. I guess my street
cred as a well armed surly old fart is doing just fine. I was afraid
somebody would see me sneaking the neighbor's cat some Fancy Feast
Grilled Chicken and Cheddar and draw the wrong conclusion. Hell, I
haven't even shot the doe and her kids that keep molesting the bird feeder.