On 29/12/2018 23:13, William Gothberg wrote:
On Sat, 29 Dec 2018 22:36:44 -0000, rbowman wrote:

On 12/29/2018 11:51 AM, William Gothberg wrote:
I've watched countless Youtube videos of people abusing microwaves.* The
funniest one was a teenager who thought it would be a good idea to
microwave one of those chemical lights - the ones you shake and they
glow green. It exploded and got him in the eyes, followed by his father
yelling "I told you not to do that!".* I fell off my chair laughing.

Do not attempt to cook raw chicken livers in a microwave.

I don't eat meat, I prefer real food.* Stuff that doesn't give me food
poisoning if I cook it wrong.

May I suggest /Amanita phalloides/, grilled for breakfast.

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Max Demian