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Oren[_2_]
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"Shipman's ladder"?
On Sun, 09 Dec 2018 16:31:45 -0500,
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On Sun, 09 Dec 2018 12:39:05 -0800, Oren wrote:
On Sun, 9 Dec 2018 08:04:00 -0600, Dean Hoffman
wrote:
Must be for drunken sailors
"What do you do with a drunken sailor....................."?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw
You'll be humming this in your sleep tonight.
"Good Ship Venus", also known as "Friggin' in the Riggin'", is a bawdy
drinking song devised to shock with ever increasingly lewd and
debauched sexual descriptions of the eponymous ship's loose-moraled
crew. The tune usually used (especially for the chorus) is "In and Out
the Windows".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRotvCVKAe8
Lyrics:
It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel ****
From one place to another
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was **** all else to do
Captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his ****in' organ
We did the drunken sailor song in boot camp and we had some pretty
lewd and debauched sexual descriptions by the time it had gone around
a few times too. The real lyrics were gone in a minute or two. Then it
was just "can you top this"?
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41jU87TJxWL._SX342_.jpg
No friggin in the riggin....
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