On Sat, 10 Nov 2018 18:39:58 -0000, Rod Speed wrote:



"Steven Watkins" wrote in message
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On Sat, 10 Nov 2018 17:41:51 -0000, GB wrote:

On 10/11/2018 17:03, Steven Watkins wrote:

Or laugh when you make a woman scream because the water goes chilly.

Have you ever wondered why you have soooo little success with the ladies?

Why would I want a lady who's afraid of cold water? These kind are much
more fun:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-Epiphany.html

No tits.

I'm not that fussy. It's not like a cock where if it's too short it falls out on the backstroke. Anyway, tits larger than handfuls just sag and look ridiculous.

Women who swim in cold water probably burn off excess calories - big tits are just lumps of fat. Same goes for enormous buttocks.