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Jim Ley
 
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Default Wives and mice

On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 10:57:45 -0000, "Pablo"
wrote:

Don't you just love them?
My wife has a thing about humane mouse traps, she doesn't like the idea
of hurting them so guess who was out at 01:30 hrs on Christmas day
taking a mouse for a drive.


You might, if you pick your moment very carefully, tell your wife that to

do
so is a criminal offence!


I thought it was OK as long as you stopped for proper refreshments. i.e.
cheese and water stop.


They need to be inspected by a MAFF vet both before and after the
journey.

Of course if they're blind, and the wife has a carving knife it's a
whole different set of regulations.

Jim.