Smoking is abnormal. Why is it that those who find it objectionable
are expected to put up with it or move when they are in the majority?
I have always loved the sign, "I don't mind if you smoke if you don't
mind if I fart."


Ahhhh, but you see to fart IS normal, so the comparison does not hold. A
more apt message would read "I do not mind if you smoke if you do not mind
if I jam my heroin syringe into your arm & inject the blood tainted residue
of my fix into your veins."

Poncho