On Monday, July 9, 2018 at 9:30:26 AM UTC-5, Dogma wrote:
Of all the skunks I've encountered in my life this is the most ****ed off aggressive little basterd I've ever met.

The little **** came running out from under the truck stomping it's feet with it's tail raised, like it was trying to start a fight. I refrained from kicking it.

I caught the little ******* in the cage trap. This morning when I went outside to put a blanket over the trap to transport it to a place of execution, I wasn't fast enough. The ******* sprayed my legs. It wasn't too bad at first. Now it's getting pretty rank. I was wearing shorts so it's in my skin. Bathing didn't seem to help. The smell is everywhere. I've still got to carry the ******* out and kill it, giving it another chance to get me. If I drown it in the stock tank, I wonder if it'd contaminate the water and kill the goldfish?

Reading how to get the smell out, it says tomato juice doesn't work, so later on I'll just make some bloody Mary's and see if I still care.

I had to laugh when I saw your nym because that's what I'm going to name my next dog. I knew some gals years ago who had a dog named "Dammit". They would call their dog and yell, "Come here Dammit!". If he was bad, it was, "Get down Dammit!" "Drop it Dammit!" "Get away from there Dammit!" The dog liked me. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Panting Monster