On 06/12/2018 03:19 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:
You're too late. 12 years ago SlipKid's lawnmower leaked gas and he didn't notice. When he pulled the rope starter there was a terrible explosion that killed SlipKid and his 236 pet gerbils. It was a tragic loss. His 37 children really miss him. 8-(

[8~{} Uncle Sad Monster

Oh the humanity! Clearly we need to ban lawnmowers.