What's bigger, US milk lake or EU wine lake?
On 10/06/2018 10:50, johnny-knowall wrote:
On 10 Jun 2018, Bod wrote
(in article ):
On 10/06/2018 09:25, p-0''0-h the cat (coder) wrote:
"World's biggest importer of narcotics needs to drink more milk to
protect jarrbs", says President Lump
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Will President Gump need to introduce a subsidised rent a cow policy?
Must be American cows of course.
It is not difficult to spot an American cow.....
They are radioactive, immune to every disease known to man and are so heavy
they cannot stand up for more than a couple of minutes before their legs
break.They are almost blind from never having been exposed to sunlight, and
have no idea what grass is.
Any insect that comes within two feet of a US cow will drop dead immediately,
and their meat stinks of chlorine.
However, they can produce the 144oz T-bone steaks so beloved of the morbidly
obese US hoardes, and therefore maximise profits (which is apparently the
whole point of life on earth) for the meat, hospital and undertaker
industries all at once.
Whats not to like?
LOL.
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Bod
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