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"World's biggest importer of narcotics needs to drink more milk to
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On 10/06/2018 09:25, p-0''0-h the cat (coder) wrote:

"World's biggest importer of narcotics needs to drink more milk to
protect jarrbs", says President Lump

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Will President Gump need to introduce a subsidised rent a cow policy?
Must be American cows of course.

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On Sun, 10 Jun 2018 09:49:22 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 10/06/2018 09:25, p-0''0-h the cat (coder) wrote:

"World's biggest importer of narcotics needs to drink more milk to
protect jarrbs", says President Lump

Sent from my iFurryUnderbelly.

Will President Gump need to introduce a subsidised rent a cow policy?
Must be American cows of course.


I'm sure that US taxpayers who support cow workers in the glorious
socialist republic of Americastan will snort the overproduction through
non recyclable plastic straws for the sake of their comrades.

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On 10 Jun 2018, p-0''0-h the cat (coder) wrote
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"World's biggest importer of narcotics needs to drink more milk to
protect jarrbs", says President Lump

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Is there an EU wine lake?

Ive not found it yet. I tried Lake Lucerne and Lake Thun but they didnt
taste very alcoholic.


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On 10/06/2018 10:01, p-0''0-h the cat (coder) wrote:
On Sun, 10 Jun 2018 09:49:22 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 10/06/2018 09:25, p-0''0-h the cat (coder) wrote:

"World's biggest importer of narcotics needs to drink more milk to
protect jarrbs", says President Lump

Sent from my iFurryUnderbelly.

Will President Gump need to introduce a subsidised rent a cow policy?
Must be American cows of course.


I'm sure that US taxpayers who support cow workers in the glorious
socialist republic of Americastan will snort the overproduction through
non recyclable plastic straws for the sake of their comrades.

Sent from my iFurryUnderbelly.

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On 10 Jun 2018, Bod wrote
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On 10/06/2018 09:25, p-0''0-h the cat (coder) wrote:

"World's biggest importer of narcotics needs to drink more milk to
protect jarrbs", says President Lump

Sent from my iFurryUnderbelly.

Will President Gump need to introduce a subsidised rent a cow policy?
Must be American cows of course.


It is not difficult to spot an American cow.....

They are radioactive, immune to every disease known to man and are so heavy
they cannot stand up for more than a couple of minutes before their legs
break.They are almost blind from never having been exposed to sunlight, and
have no idea what grass is.

Any insect that comes within two feet of a US cow will drop dead immediately,
and their meat stinks of chlorine.

However, they can produce the 144oz T-bone steaks so beloved of the morbidly
obese US hoardes, and therefore maximise profits (which is apparently the
whole point of life on earth) for the meat, hospital and undertaker
industries all at once.

Whats not to like?


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On 10/06/2018 10:50, johnny-knowall wrote:
On 10 Jun 2018, Bod wrote
(in article ):

On 10/06/2018 09:25, p-0''0-h the cat (coder) wrote:

"World's biggest importer of narcotics needs to drink more milk to
protect jarrbs", says President Lump

Sent from my iFurryUnderbelly.

Will President Gump need to introduce a subsidised rent a cow policy?
Must be American cows of course.


It is not difficult to spot an American cow.....

They are radioactive, immune to every disease known to man and are so heavy
they cannot stand up for more than a couple of minutes before their legs
break.They are almost blind from never having been exposed to sunlight, and
have no idea what grass is.

Any insect that comes within two feet of a US cow will drop dead immediately,
and their meat stinks of chlorine.

However, they can produce the 144oz T-bone steaks so beloved of the morbidly
obese US hoardes, and therefore maximise profits (which is apparently the
whole point of life on earth) for the meat, hospital and undertaker
industries all at once.

Whats not to like?


LOL.

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On 06/10/2018 05:50 AM, johnny-knowall wrote:
It is not difficult to spot an American cow.....

They are radioactive, immune to every disease known to man and are so heavy
they cannot stand up for more than a couple of minutes before their legs
break.They are almost blind from never having been exposed to sunlight, and
have no idea what grass is.

Any insect that comes within two feet of a US cow will drop dead immediately,
and their meat stinks of chlorine.

However, they can produce the 144oz T-bone steaks so beloved of the morbidly
obese US hoardes, and therefore maximise profits (which is apparently the
whole point of life on earth) for the meat, hospital and undertaker
industries all at once.

Whats not to like?




Does Walmart beat their meat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LitsXZDi0QU

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On Sun, 10 Jun 2018 10:34:18 +0100
johnny-knowall wrote:

On 10 Jun 2018, p-0''0-h the cat (coder) wrote
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"World's biggest importer of narcotics needs to drink more milk to
protect jarrbs", says President Lump

Sent from my iFurryUnderbelly.


Is there an EU wine lake?


Not now. But in the early years of the EEC, the people running it saw
nothing wrong in subsidising certain products to the point of causing
really enormous overproduction, which then had to be dumped outside the
EEC at low prices, damaging other peoples' economies.

These days, France is a net contributor.

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