On Thursday, June 7, 2018 at 7:47:35 AM UTC-5, DavidG wrote:
Hi All,

I've been a caretaker for some properties for a while. I'm being
overwhelmed by the lawns getting overgrown. It costs a fortune to get
these properties mowed.

Is there any kind of safe hormone or chemical that can be sprayed on a
lawn to retard growth?

If you spray a hormone on the lawn, it could turn Gay. You don't want a retarded lawn because everytime you step on the grass it will make a "Duh" sound. o_O

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