not completely on-thread (like most of my posts), but maybe a laugh
for you all

I went to stay in a four-star (it was when it was built) hotel in the
Thrace region of Turkey.

As I was grubby after a hard days work, I was pleased to see that hot
water was available for a bath - in fact too hot to touch...

So I opened the cold tap, lo and behold, that was running scaldingly
hot as well...

Had to leave the full bath about an hour to cool down before I could
get in!!!