On Monday, May 28, 2018 at 1:28:26 AM UTC-5, T wrote:
On 05/27/2018 08:13 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Sunday, May 27, 2018 at 10:03:43 PM UTC-5, T wrote:
On 05/27/2018 04:50 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
Kids and animals run to me and women run from me.

Uncle Heartbreaker Monster,

Hmmmm. Maybe because they fear falling in love too
hard with you? Just a thought.

-T

I think it's the drooling and the crazy eyes. It doesn't bother little kids and animals but women tend to freak out at the sight of me. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Drooling Monster

Tell them you are rich. They won't care.


Are you implying that women are HO's and care only about money?! How dare you?! DUCK NOW! HIDE BEHIND SOMETHING SUBSTANTIAL! O_o

[8~{} Uncle Pimp Monster