On Sun, 13 May 2018 05:01:54 +0100, rbowman wrote:

On 05/12/2018 01:58 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

According to Aussies, you can't swim in a creek/lake/river/whatever if
there's crocs/gators in it, or you die.

Australia doesn't have alligators:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ear...s-experts.html

What they do have in great abundance is salties:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sal****er_crocodile

Never met one, don't want to. The few American crocs in southern Florida
are pussycats compared to salties or Nile crocodiles.

As far as alligators most of the problems with humans are like the
problems with rattlesnakes; they start with "Hold my beer and watch this."

I can't tell which is which, so I'd shoot either on sight.

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