On 27/03/2018 13:32, Pete Zahut wrote:

At about 3am one very cold morning I was woken up with a dose of the
runs and spent about 50 minutes to an hour sat on the loo. Of course, we
all know that hot air rises, so up at ceiling level the room was lovely
and warm, so much so that the fan heater took it upon itself to cut it's
output down to 1kW. Meanwhile, at 'sat on toilet level' I'm freezing me
nads off and shivering for England, as well as suffering the squits!

This is a wind-up right?

Unless you have a serious medical problem that sees you regularly
frequent the toilet for an hour or more at 03:00hrs it appears that
you're trying to create a solution to a problem that will most likely
never again occur in your lifetime... unless it's a regular occurrence
then perhaps there are more important things to worry about than keeping
warm whilst evacuating the entire contents of your intestines. ?

Curing the cause is the best solution surely?
Just a thought.