In article ,
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 17 Feb 2018 12:58:50 -0000, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article ,
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
The best way would probably be to deliberately make the vehicle
inoperative, stick on the hazard lights, then you can claim you broke
down. Pull out an HT lead, then you can try to start it without success.

You have a car with an HT lead? How very quaint.

How else do you think the spark plug operates? (Diesels excepted)

You've not looked at an engine made in the last 20 years or so?

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